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"Dear Milk of Magnesia manufacturers: Please add : ‘Don’t trust a fart’ to your side effects label, thanks."

- Renoirs (via renoirs)

slydigged:

*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

(via qufad)

"Thanks to this HUGE spider web I just walked into we can now add the neighbors to the list of people that have seen me naked."

- Renoirs (via renoirs)

funny-text-posts:

Part 2 of my favourite text posts

(via v-o-o-d-o-o--c-h-i-l-d)

"I DON’T NEED AN ACADEMIC PLANNER FOR THE 2014-2015 SCHOOL YEAR I JUST NEED A FUCKING PLANNER BECAUSE MY LIFE’S A MESS"

- things I yell at Wal*Mart because I forget I’m in public (via dajo42)

(Source: renlyandthestagpack, via v-o-o-d-o-o--c-h-i-l-d)

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

(via dignitea)